Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
HILARIOUS EVERY TIME
Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.
These are the heroes of our generation.
tbh these are stupid reasons like omfg if the people in my school did this the teachers were probably laugh their ass off and join us
"In the future, Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance." what
Seven Surprising Modern Staircases
Staircases can really make a house incredible. Although they are a necessity for moving among levels, they certainly don’t have to be boring. Each of the above featured staircases have an incredibly unique design, appearing to have personalities of their own. Some are practical, such as the bookshelf stairs, others improbable, like the black stairs that appear to be floating up to the next floor.